blanketinh 

When someone ejaculates on another person's feet, licks it off and spits it on their mailman as a form of gratitude and as a sexual hint

Jenny blanketinh earlier today

blanketinh by Horny and tired July 16, 2021

blankenhorn 

(v): to review one’s own work with a view to giving it a stamp of approval and authority.

Etymology: from David Blankenhorn, supposed "expert" witness for proponents of California's Proposition 8, who has almost no true peer-reviewed work. See prop8trialtracker.com/2010/01/26/liveblogging-day-11-part-iv/ and the comments there.

I’m going to blankenhorn the NV bar exam! I’ll be a lawyer in no time!

blankenhorn by Dave T and Desert Verdin January 27, 2010

blanketivity 

the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.

I was freezing all night because my wife has an extremely high blanketivity.

blanketivity by SykoSam February 20, 2009

Blankenhorny 

a Blankenhorny argument is an argument with no rational basis or with no RELIABLE bases at all, simply based on personal believe or hearsay or THE INTERNET and in 99% total crap.

"I just know that cows are descendants from mice! I've researched it and found it on the internet! there's the evidence, see"
--> "good god man, this argument is sooo Blankenhorny"

Blankenhorny by HyperSpeziFisch January 27, 2010

Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING

Blanketing by silky$ August 10, 2012

Blankening 

The act of choking in big games. To throw 6 plus pickles in multiple championship games. To have your scrotum rise up inside of you when the game is on the line.

We were in the championship game and blanken started blankening. We lost by 50

Blankening by Smoothcriminal21 November 6, 2017

A Blanketing of Hugs 

1. Many simultaneous hugs resulting in layers of people around an individual

2. Many consecutive, individual hugs.

3. Sitting on a couch in a person's arms so they feel all warm on you like a blanket. Also see: techinically a hug.

4. A series of hugs from one person, like being wrapped in a blanket

I love a blanketing of hugs.

A Blanketing of Hugs by Halovex March 15, 2011