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blankenhorn 

(v): to review one’s own work with a view to giving it a stamp of approval and authority.

Etymology: from David Blankenhorn, supposed "expert" witness for proponents of California's Proposition 8, who has almost no true peer-reviewed work. See prop8trialtracker.com/2010/01/26/liveblogging-day-11-part-iv/ and the comments there.
I’m going to blankenhorn the NV bar exam! I’ll be a lawyer in no time!
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Blankenhorny 

a Blankenhorny argument is an argument with no rational basis or with no RELIABLE bases at all, simply based on personal believe or hearsay or THE INTERNET and in 99% total crap.
"I just know that cows are descendants from mice! I've researched it and found it on the internet! there's the evidence, see"
--> "good god man, this argument is sooo Blankenhorny"
Blankenhorny by HyperSpeziFisch January 27, 2010
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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