Blanket Man

That homeless dude seen around the streets of wellington (usually sleeps outside burger king tory st.) Is a weird fullah but harmless, He is distinguishable by weaing almost no clothes other than a purple blanket of which he covers himself with. His Real name is Ben Hana and worships the Sun.

BOB: The Blanket man and ludes dude must be edging closer to a turf war - Blanket Man outside Burger King and Ludes Dude outside Starmart, thats like only 15 metres apart, Theyll be drawing the guns next, who do you think will win?

FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.

Blanket Man by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

Blanket Man

Blanket man is a wellington icon who earn't his fame by doing virtually nothing. He is commonly seen sporting a pair of skimpy underwear and a raunchy purple blanket (hence the reason for his name) Until recently he did not wear any underwear but now the law requires him to. You can find him at any giving time roaming courtenay place and is most commonly seen outside the burger king on tory street. He graciously accepts any burgers offered (preferably cheese burgers)

Ben is a self-proclaimed devotee of the Māori sun god Tama-nui-te-rā and claims that he should wear as few items of clothing as possible, as an act of religious observance. As a result, he is also tempted from time to time to remove all his clothing, which results in the consequent attendance of police officers.

Blanket man also known as Ben Hana has been arrested and imprisoned from time to time for the following offenses:

-Public Nudity
-Possesion of cannabis
-Driving when drunk
-Driving unlicensed vehicle

In 2010, a judge ordered that Hana be made a mental health patient to be housed in Wellington Hospital's psychiatric ward 27, where "he will have clean clothes, regular meals, and no access to alcohol and drugs".

its interesting how blanket man is perceived by many people. Some find him to be a public nuisance and others a figure of amusement, sympathy, disgust and at times even academic interest.

"Hey look its Blanket Man!"

"Lets give him a burger!"

Blanket Man by nomityyyynom January 24, 2011

blanket man

a man in a blanket. he is most likely a pervert, blanket men can be found on many different social networking sites including but not limited to: hot or not, ask.fm, omegle, etc. to not talk to the blanket man. they can be dangerous, and will often try to trick you.

Mary: i met someone online the other day.
Kim: who was it?

Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine… calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too late…. i found her…

blanket man by claireknowshershit April 29, 2014

man blanket 

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.

Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.

man blanket by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Electric Man Blanket 

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.

Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB

Electric Man Blanket by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

Management jizz blanket 

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

Management jizz blanket by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

Blanketwanker 

An adult child still living at home usually in the basement, usually jobless.

Poor old Charles, as if he does not have enough to worry about, his only child is a 28 year old blanketwanker who now has a pregnant girlfriend.

Blanketwanker by bones1971 August 5, 2009