Definitions by Wisevalve

Swollenbury 

An annual karaoke event that takes place in leeds, UK.

Have you got your swollenbury ticket this year?

Swollenbury by Wisevalve November 13, 2010

Gray-bearding 

the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues

Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...

Gray-bearding by Wisevalve November 6, 2010

Management jizz blanket 

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

Management jizz blanket by Wisevalve November 6, 2010