Sneaky Pirate

When you cum in a girls eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin so shes limping, covering her eye and saying "Arrrrgh!"

Derek: Imma sneaky pirate Eve tonight yo.
Gerald: Mean.

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

Electric Man Blanket

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.

Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011