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Fuck Blanket 

A blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after sex.
Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!

When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.
Fuck Blanket by LiquidHat March 27, 2010

Fuck Blanket 

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.
I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.
Fuck Blanket by Lemon Pippin November 29, 2011

fuck blanket 

Jonathon shagged his "Fuck Blanket" tonight, the asian biatch!
fuck blanket by Jonny Bellman March 10, 2008

blanket fucking 

Blanket fucking is were you find a hole in your blanket and stick your dick on it
Adam watched his friend blanket fucking for 2 hours.
blanket fucking by Micnuggets March 2, 2016

blanket fuckery 

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"
blanket fuckery by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

blanketfuck

A term explaining when everyone in a group gets reamed in the ass
Everyone on our shift had to stay 5 hours extra. We were completely blanketfucked.
blanketfuck by Timmah February 24, 2004