Timmah's definitions

Shitcock

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):
!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything
RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs
Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.
RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:
RoBIN 53.05: pish
RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:
¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?
Timmah: outside
Timmah: to wank over the stars

by Timmah July 29, 2004

Afro Engineer

To put something together in a makeshift fashion.

See also: nigger rig and jerry rig

I managed to afro engineer that broken plane wing with a roll of duct tape.

by Timmah December 26, 2003

bergkamp

Greatest soccer/football player to grace this earth

Currently plays at Arsenal in London
Scorer of all time greatest goal vs Newcastle

Did you see that Bergkamp run by, how good was he

by Timmah April 17, 2004

5th element

To Consider ones self perfect

Mike C.

by timmah October 8, 2003

maggot

Extreme state of intoxication resulting from excessive intake of drugs

Lets grab a tinnie and get maggot

by Timmah May 6, 2003

Gopher Bop

To strike ones testicles

Ball Taging

by TIMMAH March 9, 2003

mofucka

a bastardization of "mother" and "f---er"..used by african american jiggas.

Word of my mofucka jigga dog!

by Timmah November 3, 2006