blandwich

A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.

Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."

by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013

blandwich

A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.

MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!

by The G Man September 10, 2004

Blandwich

Vanilla English girl

That bitch was a total blandwich

by Hu jass February 25, 2019

trappin out the bandwith

Trappin out the bandwith means to illegally download music from illegitimate websites. This usually comes about by not wanting to pay for albums, streaming services or online vendors. Thus you use your internet to download music.

"Drakes new album came out but i only fuck with 3 songs so im going to be trappin out the bandwith this weekend and listen to it in the car"

by Officialcandid May 27, 2016

bandwich

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.

After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.

by ryzhyk March 11, 2018

Bandwitch

A person who hogs all the bandwidth of an internet connection or who has a very good connection. Also used as a curse in online games.

Arrrgh... headshot again? you damn bandwitch!

by LPB2000 January 22, 2010

bandwich

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

by intarwabulous December 9, 2005