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A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.

Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."

blandwich by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013

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blandwich

A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.

MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!

blandwich by The G Man September 10, 2004

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Blandwich

Vanilla English girl

That bitch was a total blandwich

Blandwich by Hu jass February 25, 2019

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trappin out the bandwith

Trappin out the bandwith means to illegally download music from illegitimate websites. This usually comes about by not wanting to pay for albums, streaming services or online vendors. Thus you use your internet to download music.

"Drakes new album came out but i only fuck with 3 songs so im going to be trappin out the bandwith this weekend and listen to it in the car"

trappin out the bandwith by Officialcandid May 27, 2016

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bandwich

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.

After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.

bandwich by ryzhyk March 11, 2018

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Bandwitch

A person who hogs all the bandwidth of an internet connection or who has a very good connection. Also used as a curse in online games.

Arrrgh... headshot again? you damn bandwitch!

Bandwitch by LPB2000 January 22, 2010

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bandwich

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

bandwich by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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