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when a person is quietly wonderful
John might be a bit weird but he is well blandip
blandip by special_noodles June 16, 2018
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Blandine 

Blandine is a girl who can do anything she puts her mind to. She is unique, special, beautiful, caring, and sweet.
Blandine is one of those people that comes around every thousand of years.
Blandine by QueenZme21 May 16, 2018
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Blandine 

A girl who can do anything she puts her mind to.

She is unique, awesome, nice, beautiful, and special.
Blandine she is one of a kind.
Blandine by QueenZme21 May 16, 2018

Blandina 

A girl that is very sweet and kind. She is someone you would want to keep if you meet her dont let her go. She has a lot of emotions. Dont ever break her heart bc it wont be good for the both of you. She is someone who wil truly love u for who u are. She is also livin that riskyyy lifee! She also has a altro ego and her name is THICKKY VICKKYY or LIL ICKKYYYY
Person: "yo u see that girl over there"
Person 2: " oh yee isnt that Blandina?"
Person: "bro ik her as thickkyy vickky idk what u talkin but"
Blandina by drippincaramel July 8, 2019
A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).
"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"
blandis by mot08 February 18, 2005

blandine 

HOT awesome type of girl who's insane and loves to have fun
check out that blandine! stands out in the crowd
blandine by marxmaximillian November 11, 2009

proleusus blanditia 

Sexual Attraction, between Humans and Plants.

{Defined By Latin Terms}
Hey Ryan, you have proleusus blanditia!
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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