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Blaizen is outgoing, his 🍆 will literally rail you until you 💦 he pleases the sh!t out of you, not only that but he does both ways.
wow look at that blaizen... im so gay for him
blaizen by 4ewA May 7, 2021
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Blazenka 

An extremely beautiful girl, who is smart and has the greatest qualities around.

I could not find a proper meaning, but as far as i know she is awesome so my definition is what i have written above.
You are so Blazenka
Blazenka by Hardaker March 28, 2013

blazenation 

the state of finishing ur final exams during quarantine and BoJo won't let u outside, so u fuck the wicked tories and hit the park with everyone for a tinnie and skunk fest in the sunshine.
friend: we got a plan for tomorrow??
me: yeah gonna go coop and grab the tinnies for 3.30 then hit the park for some footy n blazenation.
blazenation by thegapinggate May 18, 2020
A boy with a very warm heart. He has a power to comfort anyone around him. They have real peace of mind. Anything they do, they do it with full passion and like to explore new things. Not to forget they are huge Sherlock fans!! They are made for contributing something BIG to this world.in short, they are smartest of all! They are persons with a lot of hidden talents. They seem weird at first but when you'll get to know them, you will instantly fall in love with them.
Girl1.: have you ever talked to blaize?

Girl2. : yep, he is just so lovable!
Girl1. : I love blaize too!!
Blaize by murphy_s_law May 21, 2019
A tall, gangly, good lookin' fella who knows his way around the track...with the ladies. He once hooked up with a "Maddie" (see Maddie definition) twice in one night. On purpose. naked.
Did you see Blaize over Maddie this spring break?

Blaize hooked up with Maddie? Good for him.

does anyone have any special intentions?
mickey: for blaize and maddie
Marcus: for maddie and blaize
Blaize by True$tory. April 27, 2009

dirty blaize 

The guy that’s cute enough to fuck but better off being your friend. But if you do get to know him your in for one hell of a roller coasters this man will have you folded like a lawn chair.
Dirty Blaize: The man you wanna fuck
dirty blaize by Queen of daddys August 7, 2020

Blazenstein 

a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!
That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the foot doctor.
Blazenstein by an unruly student... November 6, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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