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The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.
The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos
The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017
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blafuagua 

1. I am hungry
2. Swear word
1. You are waiting for food but its not coming, "blafuagua"
2. You get you food but you spill it on yourself, "BLAFUAGUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
blafuagua by justasquid November 11, 2019
The African-American counterpart of the fictional character 'Aquaman'. Coined by Dr. John Dorian of hit T.V. show - Scrubs.
Turk: Ma'am?... Lady?...

- JD appears -

JD: What's up, Blaquaman?

Turk: I think I just saw a mermaid.
Blaquaman by iwatchwaytoomuchtv April 16, 2009
A gae version of AbdulGae. Most Gae individual on earth
Blaggae is so gae. James Charles is equal to blaggae
Blaggae by Blaggae January 29, 2021

Blaggarding 

Being mischievous and causing trouble wherever you go accompanied with shady characters of many types.
Liam and Jess were blaggarding down the canal on a Friday night with numerous shady characters they call there friends.

Blaguing 

when you create an impossible situation that is beyond the reach of hypothetical just to win an argument.
Blag- "Well what if the WTC bombers were white Catholics would you feel sorry for their cause then?"
Pat- "That doesnt make any fucking sense and goes against all the facts of the situation, stop Blaguing and argue with fact"
Blaguing by awsom82 April 13, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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