Blaggarding 

Being mischievous and causing trouble wherever you go accompanied with shady characters of many types.

Liam and Jess were blaggarding down the canal on a Friday night with numerous shady characters they call there friends.

Blaggarding by I am a swimmer and laughs alot February 12, 2013

beaugarding 

To hog to one's self, not passing the joint when the time is deemed. The socially acceptable time comes after two puffs. And then it is passed to the left, because the 'right' way is the wrong way.

"Hey man, are you gonna keep beaugarding that joint? Puff, puff, pass man...."

beaugarding by J03y Numb3rs January 24, 2006

Blaggering 

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

Blaggering by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022

Blaggardness 

when a blaggard is acting the blaggard

Go away with your blaggardness adam

Blaggardness by blaggardness November 16, 2020