The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of
shit through an
anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting
one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.
Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in
pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his
scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to
force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet
bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous
shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.