A bladiator is a superhero. The super power is the ability to empty someone's bladder by looking at them, and using the bladiator hand gesture while yelling "BLADIATORS, MOUNT UP". To see an image of the Bladiator hand gesture, look up the shocker hand gesture.
What can we do to get thatboat out of our way....?"...." Oh, well I'm a Bladiator, I'll bladiate their ass!!
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