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blackplanet 

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
we already have come to the conslusion that BP has gone to the dogs.
blackplanet by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blackplanet.com 

Hot website for all african-americans and even non-afro-americans.


They have a lot of cool junk at blackplanet.com - check it out sometizzle.
blackplanet.com by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blackplanet ho 

a male who frequently hooks up with guys they meet in the gay chat room of the Black Planet website.
Trey: "Antwoine, you meetin' another nigga, boy you're becoming a blackplanet ho".

Twoine: "Whateva, mind ya business, you just mad cause you can't get no dick."
blackplanet ho by senatorrob November 6, 2004

Blackpanthaa 

A legend sitting in his room recording himself playing video games.

Somehow he has a wife.

Not that surprising to be honest.
He's also known as:

"The Speedy Black Man"
-Is that Blackpanthaa?
-Who?
-Blackpanthaa, "The Speedy Black Man", the youtuber.
Blackpanthaa by Speedy White Boy September 20, 2017

black planet 

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
blackplanet really sucks these days. It is a total waste of website space and yeah, you BP admins know this.
black planet by Nuckra May 4, 2004

Blacklanta

A term used by many Southerners to exaggerate the amount of African American citizens in Atlanta.
Dale: yeah, I've got to drive down to Blacklanta next week.
Loretta: That's unfortunate, the traffic is terrible in Blacklanta.
Blacklanta by AL_thicc_boi January 1, 2019

BrickPlanet 

A really bad ripoff of Roblox.
Jason: Brickplanet copied Roblox!
Jimmy: Ikr.
BrickPlanet by JayRain August 3, 2018
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