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Black Tea 

The liquid portion of diarehea. More specifically a very dark black liquid that squirts from the ass with great force. The excretion contains no solid pieces and is very running.
I ate some day old tacos and now I'm fixin' to brew some black tea.
Black Tea by mike meds October 13, 2006
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black tea 

when you shit in your partners mouth and tea bag her!
Joey: hey bob guess what!
Bob: what joey?!
Joey: i gave maria a black tea last night
Bob: your distgusting
black tea by iV alfie Vi August 1, 2009

black tea slut 

a female that wears heavy makeup, dresses in a gothic style, usually someone you’d call “alt”

a female that knows how to manipulate both men and women into submission and obedience

black tea sluts often are women that get called “girlboss”, “mommy”, etc.
person1: “did you see felicia yesterday?”
person 2: “that black tea slut? of course, her sexiness is outstanding!”

blueberry iced black tea lemonade 

I want blueberry iced black tea lemonade

black Irish tea 

Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.
Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.

black white tea

White tea brewed in water without milk; proposed term to clearly distinguish it from “white tea with milk.”
“Please bring me a cup of black white tea — just white tea leaves in water, no milk.”
black white tea by anony_thunder October 31, 2025

Black Tears 

When you gag while giving a man head and your mascara runs when your eyes get watery.
She was sucking my dick last night and turned up to look at me crying those black tears.
Black Tears by rahrahuhuh February 26, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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