whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these
boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom
A Blacksuit is a government agent. Typically from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), it could also be a covert agent from the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) other secretive government agencies. Blacksuits are highly trained and dedicated to accomplishing their mission. Blacksuits are usually seen wearing black or dark colored business suits.
Natasha thought she was hacking computers anonymously, she was totally unaware that a blacksuit was monitoring her nefarious activities.
Ping had evaded capture in the United States for years before the blacksuits started searching for him. They quickly arrested Ping when he arrived in Miami for vacation.
Person 1: All of our information is being stolen by hackers, what should we do?
Person 2: We will need a blacksuit to help us, it's the only way.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!