bobbyt's definitions

tit mung

the nasty combination of lint and sweat that accumulates under unperky (usually fat,sloppy) tits.

when that fat bitch laid back i was lookin at two tit mung smiles

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

balls in a bunch

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

ant up your ass

to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation

dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on

Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

stink rag

the towel used to wipe the man snot out of the bar slut's pussy between bonings while she's getting gang banged

"better wring that stink rag out-a busload of sailors just pulled in"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Mitt

an unusually large pussy,usually protruding through her pants

Boy that chick had a mitt like Johnny Bench

by bobbyt June 18, 2006