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black planet 

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
blackplanet really sucks these days. It is a total waste of website space and yeah, you BP admins know this.
black planet by Nuckra May 4, 2004

Black Planet 

An internet classic! What DAMN NEAR EVERY African-American websurfer used before the rise of MySpace (thanx for nothin' TOM) and then Facebook (thanx for absoulutely NOTHING Mark FUCKERBERG) and then BEBO (and thanks for nothing....who ever made THAT SORRY ASS KNOCK-OFF of MYSPACE.) in THAT order.

Now BP has officially played catch up with the same software that all the other websites are using but still has fallen off MISERABLY in POPUALARITY!!!!

Step yo game up BP, you ARE the O.G. of these networking sites....that goes for ya'll too MIGENTE and ASIAN AVENUE!!!!!
Black Planet is STILL that deal, it's just that we don't still realize it's potential!!
Black Planet by Trill Nigga August 19, 2007

blackplanet.com 

Hot website for all african-americans and even non-afro-americans.


They have a lot of cool junk at blackplanet.com - check it out sometizzle.
blackplanet.com is a hot website
blackplanet.com by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blackplanet 

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
we already have come to the conslusion that BP has gone to the dogs.
blackplanet by Nuckra May 4, 2004

blackplanet ho 

a male who frequently hooks up with guys they meet in the gay chat room of the Black Planet website.
Trey: "Antwoine, you meetin' another nigga, boy you're becoming a blackplanet ho".

Twoine: "Whateva, mind ya business, you just mad cause you can't get no dick."
blackplanet ho by senatorrob November 6, 2004

Back of the Plane 

Everybody wants to get high but nobody "wants to sit in the back of the plane".

Taking the the last hit of a bowl.
(foreground: two friends smoking out of a bong that was loaded for 3 hits. Rip. Clear. Pass. Rip. Clear. The two friends stare deeply at the bong and decide if they want the last hit)

Billy speaks up, " I 'll sit in the back of the plane".

Rip. Clear.

(Billy's face sours)
The haunting aroma of the booty bowl fills the room.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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