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A "knuckle dragging mouth breather" from Eugene Oregon...
"You're driving to Hayward Field and were cut off, then brake checked"
-Eugenius

" Eugene has more trees per capita then any other city in Oregon"
-Eugenius

" The city deciding to destroy its only source of comedic cinema history"
-Eugeniuses
Eugenius by Carol.You.Bitch June 20, 2022

Back of the Plane 

Everybody wants to get high but nobody "wants to sit in the back of the plane".

Taking the the last hit of a bowl.
(foreground: two friends smoking out of a bong that was loaded for 3 hits. Rip. Clear. Pass. Rip. Clear. The two friends stare deeply at the bong and decide if they want the last hit)

Billy speaks up, " I 'll sit in the back of the plane".

Rip. Clear.

(Billy's face sours)
The haunting aroma of the booty bowl fills the room.