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black kid 

A commonly seen pair of eyes and teeth carrying shoes or appliances out of your house in the middle of the night. rarely seen in public for their natural fear of law enforcement
Dad:HOLY SHIT! Was that a pair of eyes and teeth carrying our TV out the door?!?
Son:No, dad, it's just the black kid from school.
Dad:Oh. I see.
black kid by MariaSharapova November 23, 2010
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Black Kid 

A crackhead term that originates from Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. It captures a common stereotype about African Americans.

The Black Kid is just that one guy that's good with SUBMACHINE guns, in about every game.
Guy 1: Yo. We need one more person. <insert name here> can't join us.
Guy 2: Who then? We're in like, fucking China or something. Everyone's asleep.
Guy 3, smirking devilishly: Just invite the Black Kid.
Guy 1: Guess it's time to get carried.

Black Kid Day Jobs 

Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.
Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following:

1. Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities.

2. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage.

3. Standing on busy intersections
with signs that point traffic to a "Going Out of Business" or "50% of All Jewelery" sale.

The Black Kid 

The sole lonely nigga on the all-white high school basketball team, one who everybody wants on their side.

Symptoms: Has an impressive vertical of 39.5' , can run the 100m dash in under 10 seconds, and can recite the lyrics of the Jay-Z song that plays during the warm ups.
Oh shit guys, hurry up and cover the black kid before he owns us like Kobe..
The Black Kid by Cracker99.5 June 18, 2010

token black kid 

The younger version of a token black guy
Every cheap teen sit-com has a token black kid
token black kid by Epic King February 25, 2017

white black kid 

An African American who loves to do what a lot of white people do.
"Daquan love to go camping, fishing, and bike riding. He's such a white black kid, but we love him."

incognito black kid 

That one kid who embraces every single aspect of black aspect and uses it to basically become a "black kid"
Oh my god! Luis is such an incognito black kid.
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