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carpet back 

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!
gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.
carpet back by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

It's back to carpets for you. 

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.