black carpet

when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack

You see that hes got a black carpet

black carpet by BigkingLee March 20, 2016

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carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

carpet back by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

It's back to carpets for you. by randombeans June 11, 2022

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