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more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

Black Caravan'd 

(v) To have a faction well established in Faerunian lore get wtfpwned by a completely contrived DM plot device with no bearing whatsoever on the actual campaign setting or events.

See: Deus ex machina
DUDE! The Banites just got Black Caravan'd on Amia by Pig Face!
Black Caravan'd by TheFreyMan January 19, 2010

black card 

An imaginary card that all black people are born with and that mixed people have to earn that is constantly under threat of being revoked if said black person does not act black enough or in proper black ways. Mostly kind of ridiculous and based on stereotypes, unless you don't appreciate Obama then that's just not appreciating black progress and you should get your black card taken away.
Black person 1: I just don't like Obama
Black person 2: You better take that back before someone takes away your black card.
black card by jackie8 June 3, 2014

black card 

A highly regarded, exclusive American Express Card issued by "invitation only" to current AmEx holders with high incomes and A+ credit. This card entitles its holders to VIP access, upgraded flights, event tickets, and special treatment at department stores and such. A $2500 fee is payed by each of its card holders annually. Also known as a "Centurion" card.
"I'm sorry Sir, tickets are sold out"
::man pulls out black card::
"I'm sorry Sir, how does front row and backstage access sound?"

"I'm under 21 with a Black Card" -Bow Wow
black card by BRP October 3, 2005

black card 

when a white kid is allowed to say nigga
White kid:whats up niggas!
Black kid 1: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
black kid 2: its cool he has a black card
black kid 1: oh whats up son
black card by ginganinja0 December 29, 2009

Black Cards 

Band formed by former Fall Out Boy bass player Pete Wentz. He announced this band via his blog June 2010. Band members are Pete Wentz, Bebe Rexha, Nate Patterson and Spencer Peterson. They're signed to DecayDance Records, Pete's own record label.
Random person: 'Have you heard Pete Wentz's new band, Black Cards?'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'Yes, but FOB was waaaay better.'
Random person: 'I think you can't compare this music to Fall Out Boy. It's quite different.'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'You're right. I like it, the songs are kinda catchy.'
Black Cards by monkeyy22 January 26, 2011