bitney spears 

girl who makes tasteless jokes applying them more to the context of her own life without considering the sociological ramifications and how people interpret it negatively and get butthurt. usually this does not reflect her intrinsic notions of life but her foolish remarks are readily accepted in a manner that antagonizes her, much to her chagrin, but maybe it's her fault because she's being totally blithe. tactless wannabe comedian that people make voodoo dolls out of in private club meetings from which she's excluded.

oh there's bitney spears.

bitney spears by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

Britney Spears 

American National Treasure.

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!

Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015

britney spears 

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3

britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.

britney spears by no bitches allowed October 2, 2020

Britney Spears 

The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.

Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?

Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Gemma: I know right!

Britney Spears by Donotspeaktome August 7, 2020

Britney Spears 

A singer that asks people to hit her

Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...

Britney Spears by Kidswillbekids May 26, 2019

britney spears circa 1999 

Explaining Britney Spears around 1999 when she was popular / skinny / hot etc.

your gonna look soo hot like Britney Spears circa 1999

britney spears circa 1999 by Sexxxxy Cleopatra June 13, 2006

Britney Spears circa 2007 

In contrast to Britney Spears circa 1999, a testament to just how far downhill someone can go in eight years.

I'd much rather look at pictures of Britney Spears circa 1999 than Britney Spears circa 2007.

Britney Spears circa 2007 by Eugene 206 February 28, 2008