Biteable

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Biteable is a term to describe a person of the opposite sex that is so incredibly cute that you just want to give them a nibble. Not so hard that you get a full course meal, but hard enough so that you could accurately rate their grade of meat.

Ryan: Scott, What would you rate that girl?

Scott: Definitely biteable.

Ryan: Agreed. She ain't no McDonald's grade C, she's definitely a beefeater grade A!

Biteable by Scott Kershaw December 9, 2008

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Bateable

Describes a person about whom you would find it possible to masturbate.

See also Bate and Bater

So do you think he/she is bateable?
Yes, he/she is very bateable.

Bateable by Jaster07 February 26, 2007

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Baiteable

Something that is baite to do but you consider doing it anyway.

"Shall we skin up in Mc Donalds?"
"Ohhhh dunno, tis baiteable"

Baiteable by Ellmer September 13, 2009

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Bitable

When something looks really good for biting.

Olga thinks that clay is bitable

Bitable by Bitingpurpose May 10, 2019

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Bitable

When you are able to bite something
Then that thing becomes bitable

Whenever my nails become bitable, I bite them

Bitable by A RANDOM IDIT ON THE INTERNET April 4, 2020

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Bitable

When the booty is scrumdiddlyumptios and worth biting.

Kristen’s booty is bitable!

Bitable by MrFitzwell December 9, 2025

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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