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Biteable 

Biteable is a term to describe a person of the opposite sex that is so incredibly cute that you just want to give them a nibble. Not so hard that you get a full course meal, but hard enough so that you could accurately rate their grade of meat.
Ryan: Scott, What would you rate that girl?

Scott: Definitely biteable.

Ryan: Agreed. She ain't no McDonald's grade C, she's definitely a beefeater grade A!
Biteable by Scott Kershaw December 9, 2008
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Bateable 

Describes a person about whom you would find it possible to masturbate.

See also Bate and Bater
So do you think he/she is bateable?
Yes, he/she is very bateable.
Bateable by Jaster07 February 26, 2007
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Baiteable 

Something that is baite to do but you consider doing it anyway.
"Shall we skin up in Mc Donalds?"
"Ohhhh dunno, tis baiteable"
Baiteable by Ellmer September 13, 2009
When something looks really good for biting.
Olga thinks that clay is bitable
Bitable by Bitingpurpose May 10, 2019
When you are able to bite something
Then that thing becomes bitable
Whenever my nails become bitable, I bite them
When the booty is scrumdiddlyumptios and worth biting.
Kristens booty is bitable!
Bitable by MrFitzwell December 9, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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