bitchitous

the disease little league all stars get when they get rocked on varsity

casey told coach his arm hurts, i said hes got bitchitous

by roll your hands May 1, 2009

Bitchitous

a non-deadly disease that most women have and show. The disease causes them to act EXTREMILY bitchy!!

Kristen sure seem's to be acting bitchy lately, she must have bitchitous

by Patrick_Hughes August 23, 2007

Bitchitous

The disease people get when they are being a bitch about something normal people deal with on the regular.

*cough* *cough* ah shit, Gina, I think I caught your bitchitous

by Justinnnn123456 April 22, 2021

Bitchitis

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Bitchidus

Used to describe a person that bitch runs in the family and that is now encoded into their gene's.

That motherfucker Jack is always complaining they need to find a cure for the Bitchidus he has so he doesn't get shot like his dad did.

by tps32 March 10, 2008