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bitchitory 

(Noun) bich•i•to•ry A person, place, or thing being claimed as complete ownership by one female over other betches.

(Adjective) bich•i•to•ri•al relating to the ownership of a person, place, or thing claimed as full rights by one female over allllll the betches
N. “She’s already claimed bitchitory over him.”
Adj. “She’s being bitchitorial over this guy/ that city/ that nail polish color.”
bitchitory by Realityspeaks July 10, 2018
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bitchitous 

the disease little league all stars get when they get rocked on varsity
casey told coach his arm hurts, i said hes got bitchitous

Bitchatorious 

When Nicki Minaj is wearing a pink wig in the Billboard magazine in 2012 and your 4 year old says "Well she's just 'bitchatorious'!"
That bitch with her fake pink hair. She's just bitchatorious!
Bitchatorious by Jaimathan February 13, 2019

Bitchtoria

1) A Victorian bitch. See Elizabitch.
2) An extremely bitchy text-to-speech engine.
Claire might seem refined in her old-fashioned dress, but in reality she's nothing but a Bitchtoria.

I could tell Victoria was a Bitchtoria from the start when she wouldn't stop saying 'bitch bitch bitch' in her bitchy synthesized voice.
Bitchtoria by Phixes February 15, 2005

bitchtorium

a place or venue harboring people with extreme levels of bitchassness in mass proportion
i have to get out of this bitchtorium...
bitchtorium by michellerr May 1, 2008

Bitchtortle 

Some one who is acting like a bitch and being really slow about it.
OMG you are being such a bitchtortle today.
Bitchtortle by That_JJ_guy November 22, 2011

bitchetry 

Bitchetry - Back stabbing and or actions of a bitchy individual.

The efforts of one who actively complains, often to one's enemy, to stir commotion and strife.
The motive behind one's work that leads to causing discomfort in - or near- a person's comfort zone.
.......... Due to her daily bitchetry, upper management called in the Zone Leaders, to re-examine the division of tasks - office wide. This is what BITCHETRY is, to us.
bitchetry by Baldplayer August 22, 2016
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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