Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.
I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...
by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009
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:Why didn't you pick up that female hitchhiker?

:Oh, you mean that Bitchhiker? I dont know.
by mnajc May 19, 2011
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Opposite of hitchhiking: when, instead of begging rides off strangers like a normal person, you hire a private driver instead.
"So how are you getting home this weekend?"

"Well, since my parents are rolling in money, I was thinking about bitchhiking."
by JakeOfRavenclaw October 20, 2009
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see the incorrectly spelled bitchhickers
- (driving) ...and that's why the muppets are so much cooler than sesame street.

- stfu and lets pick up those bitchhikers!
by crincled May 17, 2011
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