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birchwood high school

A school full or drug addict teachers and a Mr gilwank to always be that extra asshole and all the students are all young kids who think they are hard but in reality they just wear a puma tracksuit and puffer there mum bought them.
your faggot your defiantly from Birchwood High School

Bitchbook 

Refers to those who use Facebook consistently to complain about their problems! Bitch, bitch, bitch!!
"STATUS: Here I am again, using Bitchbook.....Why is my life so miserable? I have another headache today!"
Bitchbook by wisdom66 July 15, 2009

bitchplode 

bitchplode- when something is makes you so mad you have a bitchplosion
"Honestly, if he doesn't shut the f*ck up I'm gonna bitchplode!"
bitchplode by lovin'sanDwich3z December 31, 2015

bitchPod 

A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.
Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?

Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.

Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!

Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.
bitchPod by 12345Joeable March 14, 2012
A player who pisses people off with his noobness and sometimes trash talks about how good he is.
pro0dawg: shit im so good at this game i can play whilst banging a sheep

xMedia400 pwned pro0dawgs head

xMedia400: im sorry u say something?

pro0dawg: u suck shit
xMedia400: stfu bitchnoob
bitchnoob by [x]Media400 May 23, 2009

bitchblood 

A common term used by the YouTube commentator ELPRESADOR that means campers and social degenerates. It also means nerds.
"Look at this bitchblood campin' like a bitch!" - ELPRESADOR
bitchblood by JohnBoy24 July 3, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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