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A work of literature with incredibly poor writing.
Guy 1: Hey did you read that short story by Bruce Bethke?
Guy 2: Yeah it was totally nanos
Nanos by OnlyManOnMars June 5, 2019
The incarnation of narcissism. Don’t give a fuck what anybody or anyone thinks. Is truly a self champion. Has no time for anybody or anything but the grind . A nanos want to date a woman but can never give her the satisfaction of making him a choice . Nanos only has one trusted ally cause to them no one is that deserving of their presence.
This guy shot 0/11 but keeps acting like a nanos
Nanos by RexCorvus100 November 22, 2021

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Crisphy nanos

Dried coochy boogers, the yellow/white crust left on skanky nikkers
When you've sniffed all the stink off of the panties you have to gnaw off the crisphy nanos
Crisphy nanos by uppity cracker August 16, 2008

crisphy nanos

a derogatory term describing a young black individual, usually in the form of a fake yearbook name.
"Hey did you see that girl's face in the yearbook class photo?"

"Yea dude, I'm NOT gonna miss Crisphy Nanos!"
crisphy nanos by ebaumsworld August 3, 2008

Nanomachines, son.

1.
Can be used to answer a question that starts with "what", "why" or "how"

2.
The answer to any question in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

3.
"Nanomachines" defines any plot related to cybernetic
Original:
Raiden: "Why won't you die!?"
Armstrong: "Nanomachines, son."

Other examples:
A: "How did you do that?"
B: "Nanomachines, son."

C: "What can be the reason for that?"
D: "Nanomachines, son."
Nanomachines, son. by OhShitSon March 31, 2013
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Frothability 

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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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