bitchnoob

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A player who pisses people off with his noobness and sometimes trash talks about how good he is.

pro0dawg: shit im so good at this game i can play whilst banging a sheep

xMedia400 pwned pro0dawgs head

xMedia400: im sorry u say something?

pro0dawg: u suck shit
xMedia400: stfu bitchnoob

bitchnoob by [x]Media400 May 23, 2009

Words you can keep

bitchnotism

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic

"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."

bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018

Related Words

bitchnoob • bitchnoodle • bitch boobs • Bitch Boo Bye • BITCH NOOOOOOOOO • Bitchmobile • bitchgobblet • Bitchbob • Bitchboozle • bitchfoot

Bitchbook

Refers to those who use Facebook consistently to complain about their problems! Bitch, bitch, bitch!!

"STATUS: Here I am again, using Bitchbook.....Why is my life so miserable? I have another headache today!"

Bitchbook by wisdom66 July 15, 2009

bitchgobblet

Similar in meaning to the word "nonsense" or "bullshit", the word bitchgobblet is used best when describing a event that in no way even BEGINS to make sense.

Quit talking all dat bitchgobblet hoe.

Did that retard just take all his clothes off to piss???? Man that's just bitchgobblet.....

bitchgobblet by The Jizzmopper July 20, 2016

Bitchobo

A hobo that is being a bitch

"That hobo was a bitch"
"So he was a bitchobo"

Bitchobo by The Predator 13 January 8, 2020

bitchboob

A female supervisor that is a cross between a complete incompetent boob and a sneaky, under-handed bitch.

"Hey, that new boss we got? She's a total bitch."
"She's also an idiotic boob."
"Bitch..."
"Boob..."
"Bitchboob."

bitchboob by Buttered Mule January 21, 2011

bitchfood

a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"

Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.

bitchfood by djsugabur June 17, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026