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bitchfag 

A bitch and a fag.
"Let's do it bitchfag."
bitchfag by Peeman1 July 18, 2003

Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Bitchfax 

The detailed dating history of a girl. Bitchfax must include: number of previous owners, "millage," any problems the previous owners experienced, known damages, any modifications done, and all other important relevant information.
"dude that chick in the red dress just eye fucked the shit outa me, I'm gunna go for it"

"bad idea man, I've read her bitchfax..."
Bitchfax by totes mcgoats September 22, 2009

Bitchdag 

Someone who is a bitch, that looks like, or behaves as a dag (Dog, but pronounced Dag)

bitchbag 

Hey Laura, tell Caitlin to stop being such a bitchbag.
bitchbag by whit_elm October 7, 2005

cuntacular bitchwagon 

A station wagon driven by a fucking moron who doesn't understand the concept of moving the hell out of the way. Tends to have one or more fat white women in the car.
God damn cuntacular bitchwagon is in the way again.

Ram her.
cuntacular bitchwagon by AFMotoX311 September 7, 2009