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Bitchwagon 

1.Noun. John Joseph Anders, Hip-Hop Extraordinaire, MC, Jazz Bassist.
Also known as "The Wagon" or "Booty Smackums"
2.Noun. A Large Customized Vehicle.
"Hey, look over there bitches, its Bitchwagon"
Bitchwagon by The Wagon September 11, 2008

Bitchwagon 

An SUV driven by a middle to upper class entitled, demanding, unpleasant female with a bitchy hairdoo
Did you see Becky drop her kids off at soccer practice in her new bitchwagon?
Bitchwagon by Pink & Sassy August 17, 2025

cuntacular bitchwagon 

A station wagon driven by a fucking moron who doesn't understand the concept of moving the hell out of the way. Tends to have one or more fat white women in the car.
God damn cuntacular bitchwagon is in the way again.

Ram her.
cuntacular bitchwagon by AFMotoX311 September 7, 2009

jumping on the bitchwagon 

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it
Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.

Cocktacular Bitchwagon 

A fucking idiot driving a car that doesn't understand how to drive. Changes lanes without signaling and then honks when you become angry. Also is filled with white trash people.
Wow, fucking cocktacular bitchwagon just cut me off.

Lets follow them and slash the tires.

Deal.

bitchalong 

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.
Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"
bitchalong by ownagetime March 18, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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