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bitch think 

Ideas, concepts, policies and other expressions that are non-sensical and often contradictory and/or absurd that are formulated by women; often in an effort provide some sort of advantage either material, sociological, legal or personal. Especially if blatently selfish or hypocritical in nature.
Man1: my ex girlfriend just called me a told me that even though she cheated on and broke up with me that I should still pay her bills every month because it is my fault we broke up.

Man2: that's ridiculous bitch think. I would cut contact with her.
bitch think by SwampFawkes March 20, 2019
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I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch 

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".
1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

think you the shit bitch you not even the fart 

The most bestest insult ever. (Also a song by ice spice but we don’t really care that much do we)
Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*

Thanks Bitch 

1) Any time someone does you a favor and you want to be a dick about it.
Matt Foss: "I brought the money my mom owes you."

Ian the Man: "Thanks Bitch."
Thanks Bitch by Ian the Man April 6, 2005

thanks bitch 

When someone else does a favor for you and you wanted them to know that they just got owned. Can be also used when someone does something for you and you simply must feel superior to them. Popularized by Nicole Richie on a commericial when she simply replyed "thanks bitch" when Jessica Alba tore up all those paparazzi.
"Can you please return this to her really quick...thanks bitch."

Joe - " You forgot your cell in my car fool"
Blow - "Thanks bitch"
thanks bitch by ferio252 June 11, 2006

I don't think so biatch 

adjective noun; a conversation ending phrase akin to "GI Joe" and "No soap, radio!"
"Do you have to register?"
"I don't think so biatch."