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spin's bitch

Noun- See David Freidlander
You would have to be a David Freidlander to be spin's bitch.
spin's bitch by Element11 December 28, 2005

spin a bitch 

When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.
Shit dude, Wendys was back there! Should I spin a bitch!?
spin a bitch by TTM October 16, 2004

Spins Bitch 

A derogatory demand that requires immediate commpliance from an offender in order to compensate the offended party for a rediculous or otherwise stupid action.

Adapted from World Sailing/ISAF Rules: If a boat fouls another boat during a race and is then protested, the offending boat must complete one or two penalty spins at the first available opportunity without causing any further fouls.
Jake knocked Mike's beer over. Mike then exclaimed "SPINS BITCH!". Jake had no choice but to immediately spin twice, as a result of his stupidity.
Spins Bitch by Cpt. Bilgewater September 10, 2018

bitchstinct 

Bitch instinct. When a girl immediately resorts to acting like a bitch, almost on instinct.
"Susan totally went with her bitchstincts and slapped Mike in the face after he accidentally spilled some gatorade on her."
bitchstinct by BigWrig May 5, 2010

Bitchsprint

A style of running adopted by drunken bitches. Self perception is of a Kenyan athlete, but in reality, a ratchet-ass piece of shit is moving frantically from one place to another in a state of extreme inebriation.
When the cops showed up, those drunk girls bitchsprinted for the hills!
Bitchsprint by Bretzelbeard July 17, 2015

Bitchspifics 

The specific subject of your bitching,ie who/what has pissed you off.
"Quit beating round the bush and give me the bitchspifics girl"
Bitchspifics by IneblahZ December 5, 2011