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bitchstinct 

Bitch instinct. When a girl immediately resorts to acting like a bitch, almost on instinct.
"Susan totally went with her bitchstincts and slapped Mike in the face after he accidentally spilled some gatorade on her."
bitchstinct by BigWrig May 5, 2010
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bitchstracted 

when guys are completely obsessed by women to the point that their daily lives are negatively impacted because they cannot focus on anything other than women girlfriend/wife or trying to get a woman/girlfriend.
John: What happened to your car?

David: I saw this super hot chick walking down the street and I hit the car in front of me.

John: If you keep getting bitchstracted, you are going to end up in the hospital.

bitchstigator 

The Bitchstigator is an ego-maniac (usually a female) who thrives on pointing out how great they are, preys on the weak and convinces others that everyone else is an idiot. They successfully utilize tactics to avoid responsibility and accountability. They also love using others to do things they dont want to do. When confronted by authority, they often deploy rapid tears to deflect from the root cause.

While being a bitch, they love to instigate. They live for it. Sometimes quietly, but often not and they utilize their network of minions to do their bidding. The Bitchstigator has been compared to David Koresh as a Cult-like leader. This individual is highly toxic and loves polarizing and defaming those who they see as a threat...especially those who they deem as an idiot (usually people of authority).

They are a bitch and an instigator at the same time.

Avoid this individual at all costs.
John: “I had a 1:1 with Tom and gave him feedback about lessons learned from yesterday. Great meeting. Good stuff. Then, the next day, Tom told me the lessons learned were all wrong and the people affected can fucking deal. I saw Tom talking to Michelle after I had talked to him and Michelle was pointing at me and Tom was laughing. WTF is going on?!?”

Rodney: “Sigh...The Bitchstigator has struck again”.

Bitchstick 

lipstick that makes you look like a hot bitch
Yo Cynthia looks so hot today she must be wearing her bitchstick

Yo let me borrow your bitchstick I’m going out to pick up daddies, I need new shoes.
Bitchstick by Originalanaconda February 10, 2020

bitchstick 

like a fishstick, but minus the fish, and plus a really bitchy chick. used to express dislike or frustration with a person for which you are not fond of. generally used to describe a female.
boy: "hey mary told me your pregnant"
girl: "i am not! mary is such a bitchstick"
bitchstick by air_conditioning January 20, 2009

Bitchstick 

A large blunt weapon used to beat the ever-loving sh*t outta people.
A bitchstick can be another name for the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3.

Bitchstick 

1- A stick that is used to hit someone who is being a bitch

2- A phrase used to express joy at owning somebody

3- The stick shoved up someone's ass at birth, causing them to be complete bitches.
1- Calm down or I'll hit you with the bitchstick, Greg!

2- YES! That fool just got hit with the bitchstick!

3- Geez, that chick got one too many hits with the bitchstick as a baby.
Bitchstick by Eddie Cranshaw September 5, 2010
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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