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bitchstinct

Bitch instinct. When a girl immediately resorts to acting like a bitch, almost on instinct.
"Susan totally went with her bitchstincts and slapped Mike in the face after he accidentally spilled some gatorade on her."
by BigWrig May 5, 2010
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bitchstracted

when guys are completely obsessed by women to the point that their daily lives are negatively impacted because they cannot focus on anything other than women girlfriend/wife or trying to get a woman/girlfriend.
John: What happened to your car?

David: I saw this super hot chick walking down the street and I hit the car in front of me.

John: If you keep getting bitchstracted, you are going to end up in the hospital.
by glitter sparkle hearts February 20, 2011
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bitchstigator

The Bitchstigator is an ego-maniac (usually a female) who thrives on pointing out how great they are, preys on the weak and convinces others that everyone else is an idiot. They successfully utilize tactics to avoid responsibility and accountability. They also love using others to do things they don’t want to do. When confronted by authority, they often deploy rapid tears to deflect from the root cause.

While being a bitch, they love to instigate. They live for it. Sometimes quietly, but often not and they utilize their network of minions to do their bidding. The Bitchstigator has been compared to David Koresh as a Cult-like leader. This individual is highly toxic and loves polarizing and defaming those who they see as a threat...especially those who they deem as an idiot (usually people of authority).

They are a bitch and an instigator at the same time.

Avoid this individual at all costs.
John: “I had a 1:1 with Tom and gave him feedback about lessons learned from yesterday. Great meeting. Good stuff. Then, the next day, Tom told me the lessons learned were all wrong and the people affected can fucking deal. I saw Tom talking to Michelle after I had talked to him and Michelle was pointing at me and Tom was laughing. WTF is going on?!?”

Rodney: “Sigh...The Bitchstigator has struck again”.
by #StopTheBullshit April 21, 2021
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Bitchstick

Yo Cynthia looks so hot today she must be wearing her bitchstick

Yo let me borrow your bitchstick I’m going out to pick up daddies, I need new shoes.
by Originalanaconda February 10, 2020
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bitchstick

like a fishstick, but minus the fish, and plus a really bitchy chick. used to express dislike or frustration with a person for which you are not fond of. generally used to describe a female.
boy: "hey mary told me your pregnant"
girl: "i am not! mary is such a bitchstick"
by air_conditioning January 20, 2009
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Bitchstick

A large blunt weapon used to beat the ever-loving sh*t outta people.
A bitchstick can be another name for the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3.
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Bitchstick

1- A stick that is used to hit someone who is being a bitch

2- A phrase used to express joy at owning somebody

3- The stick shoved up someone's ass at birth, causing them to be complete bitches.
1- Calm down or I'll hit you with the bitchstick, Greg!

2- YES! That fool just got hit with the bitchstick!

3- Geez, that chick got one too many hits with the bitchstick as a baby.
by Eddie Cranshaw September 5, 2010
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