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bitch shirt 

A bitch shirt is a sports jersey which has a player's name on it that is worn by a fan, the implication being that this makes the fan the player's "prison bitch."
"That dumbass paid $300 for a Kevin Garnett Timberwolves bitch shirt, and two days later KG gets traded to the Celtics."
bitch shirt by Steven Stwalley December 20, 2008
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wolf shirt bitch 

A person, usually female, who wears wolf shirts all the time. Almost always rescues animals, wears naruto gloves, is a feminist, loves emo music but hates being called emo, "dislikes labels", has the most unfounded opinions of everything and is likely to be chubby. The kind of chubby where you could easily demonstrate it with a paper bag full of potatoes and sour milk. She also claims to be "random" when she shouts dumb shit for no reason. Will definitely date the chubby dude who loves Linkin Park well into his early twenties. Should fucking die.
"You should care about whales because they are people too." - A fucking idiot wolf shirt bitch.
wolf shirt bitch by Kabilakovski November 26, 2014

Iron My Shirt, Bitch 

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.
"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

Bitchshit 

Title given to a slutty, whore who takes pleasure in stealling peoples boyfriends or best friends' crushes or close friends. Is very dim, stupid and aghbah. They fail to understand how the real world and compassion work as they suffer from being a whorey-slut and aghbah.
Anise: She went behind my back and stole him!
Sally: What a bitchshit!
Bitchshit by Aghbah9 December 31, 2009

bitchshitlicker 

" The Bitchshitlicking Ex-wife of mine"
bitchshitlicker by Deadly Punx April 13, 2003

Bitchshitting 

Someone who is whining and complaining about events while bull shitting about the actual facts.
Johnny was bitchshitting when he claimed Obamacare would kill women and children.
Bitchshitting by Pattern March 22, 2013

Bitchshifting 

To bitch shift : sexual activity involving a group of men each in turn having sex with a larger woman. Upon ejaculation, the man is said to "Shift The Bitch" to the next man, who will repeat the process until every man involved in the event has ejaculated inside the woman.

Added man points if when 'shifting the bitch', the men also roll her over. The fatter the chick, the more fun the bitchshifting is for all parties concerned.

Then it is said the woman has been 'bitchshifted', the men were involved in a 'bitchshifting', or perhaps that they spent their evening 'bitchshifting'.
8 friends bring one woman back to a motel, then one by one the men have sex with the woman and have themselves an 8 man Bitchshifting.
Bitchshifting by Uhtred May 20, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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