BitchSmithing is a word used to describe people who feel the need to create unecessary words for oddly specific people and behaviors. BitchSmithers are afraid to use traditional insults, like bitch, shitbag, asshat, etc, and therefore craft words that have no impact.
To bitch shift : sexual activity involving a group of men each in turn having sex with a larger woman. Upon ejaculation, the man is said to "Shift The Bitch" to the next man, who will repeat the process until every man involved in the event has ejaculated inside the woman.
Added man points if when 'shifting the bitch', the men also roll her over. The fatter the chick, the more fun the bitchshifting is for all parties concerned.
Then it is said the woman has been 'bitchshifted', the men were involved in a 'bitchshifting', or perhaps that they spent their evening 'bitchshifting'.
8 friends bring one woman back to a motel, then one by one the men have sex with the woman and have themselves an 8 man Bitchshifting.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.