BitchSmithing is a word used to describe people who feel the need to create unecessary words for oddly specific people and behaviors. BitchSmithers are afraid to use traditional insults, like bitch, shitbag, asshat, etc, and therefore craft words that have no impact.
We used to callincels dipshits until bitchsmithing came along.
To bitch shift : sexual activity involving a group of men each in turn having sex with a larger woman. Upon ejaculation, the man is said to "Shift The Bitch" to the next man, who will repeat the process until every man involved in the event has ejaculated inside the woman.
Added man points if when 'shifting the bitch', the men also roll her over. The fatter the chick, the more fun the bitchshifting is for all parties concerned.
Then it is said the woman has been 'bitchshifted', the men were involved in a 'bitchshifting', or perhaps that they spent their evening 'bitchshifting'.
8 friends bring one woman back to a motel, then one by one the men have sex with the woman and have themselves an 8 man Bitchshifting.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.