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barn bitch 

A barn bitch is a bitch who goes to the same horse back riding barn as you.

Barn bitches will want to take and ride whatever horse is your favorite and make them theirs, will bash your riding, and make up lies and rumors. Barn bitches should be approached with caution.
That barn bitch just talked crap about my jumping to my trainer! I can't believe her!
barn bitch by equestrihonest October 3, 2014

barnyard bitch 

Any girl that looks like a farm animal. Most commonly resembeling a pig. One under the infulnce of alcohol or drugs may not realize they have encountered a barnyard bitch until they wake up next to her sober.
"Alex went out with a barnyard bitch before he left her for Kristyn."

"The barnyard bitch Mike used to date acted like a total hater when Kasey was there with him."
barnyard bitch by kamy gwozman March 20, 2008

Barnacle Bitch

A girl that your seeing and is EXTREMELY clingy, much like a Barnacle on a pole in the water
Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch
Barnacle Bitch by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011

Barnard Bitch 

Stuck-up over achievers who go to one of the most prestigious institutions, Barnard College.
OMG, she's wearing a Chanel jacket? What a Barnard Bitch!!!
Barnard Bitch by Parson's Girl November 14, 2010

bitchbang 

bitchbang- somebody thats fucked up and should probably be slapped-

naive or dimwitted
hey, get the fuck outta my way, bitchbang!
bitchbang by ANCHOVI March 28, 2007

bitchband 

A man that is married to a bitch. A pittiful husband cursed with a bitch for a wife.
She's a bitch and he's her bitchband.
bitchband by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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