bismal 

a word that directly refers to anything that is of a less-than-adequate quality. Specifically, those ugly jeans you're wearing or the current state of your cluttered mind.

Also: an abbreviation for the horrendously long word abysmal, which to the general public is the most USELESS FUCKING WORD EVER.

Yes, the weather is fucking bismal today.

bismal by bismally dismal December 17, 2010

Pepto Bismal 

Pink bull shit in a plastic bottle

Yo g, that pepto bismal made me want to hurl

Pepto Bismal by A,B,C. November 13, 2007

Otto von Bismarck 

A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."

He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."

Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.

"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."

"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."

-Otto von Bismarck

SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.

Otto von Bismarck by dangcmange2 November 29, 2009

Bismarck 

From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy, the terror on the seas
His guns have gone silent at last
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

Bismarck by anonymous October 20, 2020

Bismack 

A term used to describe the art of picking up cheap NFTs to sell for profit at a later date. Coined by a mysterious group of people after purchasing multiple Bismack Biyombo NBA Top Shot moments for $3 each

Hey, I did some Bismacking on Top Shots last night and made 20 bucks already!

Bismack by PhoenixTat March 14, 2021

basmala

A word used to describe the prettiest and the most beautiful kind hearted women you have ever met in your life

- omg , she's so pretty and kind, she's a total basmala
- is that a basmala i see over there ? Oh hell yah she is a basmala omg

basmala by Assddffgg May 20, 2017

Bismillah 

Both of you guys are wrong...
Bismillah means "In the Name of God"

B "in"
Ism "Name"
Allah "God"

Bismillah al Rahman al Raheem

In the Name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

Bismillah by T-ReK November 15, 2007