birds eyed

To finger a girl, resulting in fish fingers.

The next thing I knew, I birds eyed her out of it right on the dance floor in front of everybody! The smell wouldn't come off for days!

birds eyed by Ralph the Boy Ralphy April 8, 2008

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bug-eyed mutt bird

Wedge-tailed Shearwater (Mutton Bird) located at Heron Island, Australia

hey man did you see that bug-eyed mutt bird over there?

bug-eyed mutt bird by so_bugeyed March 17, 2025

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Birdseed

A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.

I need to let my birdseed friend Carol know about the sale they're having at Whole Foods right now, their sunflower flax granola bars are 50% off!

Birdseed by muonic March 29, 2010

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birdseyebitch

A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.

Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.

birdseyebitch by Barbarash September 30, 2011