birds eyed
The next thing I knew, I birds eyed her out of it right on the dance floor in front of everybody! The smell wouldn't come off for days!
birds eyed by Ralph the Boy Ralphy April 8, 2008
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bug-eyed mutt bird by so_bugeyed March 17, 2025
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Birdseed
A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.
birdseyebitch
A girl usually fat, who takes photo's only from an almost 'birdseye' view looking up facially to the camera to give the illusion that they are indeed not fat (as it hides their body and likely double chin). The more birdseyebitch photos they have on their facebook or dating profile the more likely they are to be a fattie.
Girl talking to herself: Gosh I'm so fat..... how do I hide my giant body and double chin? Hmmmm... I know I'll take some birdseyebitch photos, that will hide my true figure and guys will think I'm hot on my Facebook page.
birdseyebitch by Barbarash September 30, 2011
Captain Birdseye
Captain Birdseye by Psychologist October 11, 2003
Captain Birdseye'd
"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."
Captain Birdseye'd by Ekomatter November 10, 2007
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