muonic's definitions

pebble

A small granule of feces that remains attached to the hair around the anus.

Larry really needs to start wiping better, his butt crack is full of pebbles.

by muonic March 9, 2010

Birdseed

A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.

I need to let my birdseed friend Carol know about the sale they're having at Whole Foods right now, their sunflower flax granola bars are 50% off!

by muonic March 29, 2010

Deposit

Polite way of saying shit, poo, a stool.

Abby is making a deposit in the bathroom.

by muonic February 10, 2010

normalo

Someone who is exceptionally normal or mainstream, the antonym of weirdo.

Zara is a weirdo, but her mom Linda Rose is such a normalo.

by muonic March 8, 2010

bun

Someone's butt, or rear end.

Check out Java's luscious buns.

by muonic March 8, 2010

rogue eyebrow

An eyebrow hair that is either too long, or sticks out in some other way.

I have a rogue eyebrow that keeps growing and growing, and I have to pluck it out once a month.

by muonic March 23, 2010