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any ill-mannereed person with a negative disposition and penchant for ruining other peoples' days.
wow that stupid birdbag totally tried to mack on that boy i like!

OR

wow i hate how that birdbag just cut in line like that!
birdbag by ana.b. January 29, 2006
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mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.
mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

Baby in a birdcage 

An inappropriate over reaction; OR
A poor solution using drastic measures to a solve a problem.
1) She really put the baby in a birdcage and tried to burn down the Domino's that got her order wrong.

2) The Tea Party members are putting the baby in the birdcage on this Healthcare repeal.
Baby in a birdcage by E.P. Cow July 14, 2011

creighton prep birdcage 

In it's most basic form, A group of brothers cheering uninhibited for their team to show how much they love and support their school. Creativity, brotherhood, raw emotion, and a tiny bit of arrogance is what makes the birdcage the best group of students to ever come together to support a high school sports team.
Creighton Prep Birdcage? Best student section in Nebraska, potentially the world.

golden birdbath 

When one partner urinates into the other partner's oral cavity, who then waits in a statuesque pose for a bird to come bathe in their urine filled mouth.
"It is such a nice day outside, why don't we put on that Wham CD and I'll give you a golden birdbath"
golden birdbath by brostito May 4, 2009

Birdcage 

A Birdcage is when a guy's ribs protrude farther than his chest. It is a word that is used to joke around with someone with a small weak chest.
Hey pal, Nice birdcage!
Birdcage by Richie Boncheck November 24, 2009

birdrage 

birdrage describes a bird defecating. the term is usually used to describe defecation on a particular object which causes irritation for some and humor for others, such as someones car or hair.
Pete: "Man, check out this bird shit all over my car"

Edwards: "Man that bird raged hard, thats birdrage!!!!"
birdrage by the rompster July 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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