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BirdBath 

Cumming and Shitting at the exact same time
Adam couldn't help himself and birdbathed as soon as Juan came out of the bathroom.
BirdBath by Trainius M November 1, 2018

birdbath 

n.

1.) To quickly bathe or shower, following the example of a bird, hence the name. Does not involve soap or shampoo, simply water. Typically done after strenuous activity causes one to sweat, and thusly, stink.

2.) To wash one's penis in a sink, in the situation that one might 'get lucky' that night and is worried that their penis may have a strange or unpleasant odor. So called because of the reference to bird meaning genitalia.
1.) OH shit I just shoveled 18 inches of snow and forgot deodorant. I'd best go and have a birdbath.

2.)OH shit, this chick said YES to go back to my place. I'd better go to the restroom and have a birdbath.
birdbath by ODDZandEVENsos March 18, 2007

Birdbath 

Achieved by taking your lady friend from behind, either on her knees or stomach. One pulls out prior to busting, aiming their shaft in the direction of the small of her back and proceeds to unload. The small of her back will cup the load allowing a pooling effect which is known as a birdbath.
“three guys later, her birdbath overflowed and ran down the side of her leg.”
Birdbath by Harold Balzonya February 1, 2013

Birdbath 

Birdbath. (Verb)

- The act of pulling out, mid - coitus, and ejaculating on you partner's back; specifically, the dimples of the back, therefore creating a "bird bath" effect.
"totally gonna birdbath that girl tonight!"

"Look, I'm sorry, I actually don't have a condom on me...do you mind if we birdbath it?"
Birdbath by willy money September 9, 2011

Birdbath 

When you're fucking a girl from behind and you pull out and cum in that inverted spot in the small of her back, filling it with cum, and then proceed to shake like a bird drying themselves off as you ejaculate.
She has the sexiest back I've ever seen. I'm going to give her a birdbath later.
Birdbath by Fletch F Fletch December 2, 2010

Birdbath 

When you sit on a toilet with high water and your bird dips in.
Damn high-water public toilets, took another questionably sanitary birdbath
Birdbath by MarDy2112 February 27, 2018