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Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.
I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.
Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

Billcockolypse 

The theory that Microsoft’s Co-Founder, Bill Gates, added a secret ingredient to the COVID-19 vaccine to give the general public an overwhelming desire to perform fellatio on Mr. Gates upon the flick of a switch, which sends electrical signals via 5G cellphone towers to activate the reaction.
Ever since I got vaccinated I’ve been feeling a warm sensation when I get too close to cellphone towers… I wonder if this is a normal reaction to the vaccine, or if it is the start of the Billcockolypse.

BillyConley 

An 'emo' gamer who plays a massive online multiplayer game called RuneScape. Who also is obsessed with being repetitive while talking about 'Dagger Specs'. You may see this no lifer naming his partyhat near w44, in edgeville.
"I want to go to the mage bank to unleash some insane dagger specs."

"Pmg, I just hit a 30/30 dagger spec."

"Wow, look at my party hat its name is mini BillyConley."

Billy Cook 

To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.
She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.
Billy Cook by NWMOSG July 15, 2020

Billywok 

Person 1: suck my dick clown. Person 2: say that shit again imma billywok you

billycomment

a smart elec comment on a word or phrase written, typed, said, or pronounced incorrectly.
"Ding, I am ding my Spanish homework." that is a billycomment.
billycomment by whalewasher August 20, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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