billycook

Someone who copies fake stories and passes them off as his/her own.

I received an email with an overly embellished story regarding a snake and a mouse and a hawk. It was written by billycook.

billycook by David Names June 17, 2008

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Ballcooker

When you put your laptop on your lap and it becomes really hot, the temperature can get so high it actually impairs the viability of your sperm.

I can't have kids because my laptop was a real ballcooker.

Ballcooker by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

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Related Words

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Billcockolypse

The theory that Microsoft’s Co-Founder, Bill Gates, added a secret ingredient to the COVID-19 vaccine to give the general public an overwhelming desire to perform fellatio on Mr. Gates upon the flick of a switch, which sends electrical signals via 5G cellphone towers to activate the reaction.

Ever since I got vaccinated I’ve been feeling a warm sensation when I get too close to cellphone towers… I wonder if this is a normal reaction to the vaccine, or if it is the start of the Billcockolypse.

Billcockolypse by ShaqtusCaqtus June 8, 2021

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BillyConley

An 'emo' gamer who plays a massive online multiplayer game called RuneScape. Who also is obsessed with being repetitive while talking about 'Dagger Specs'. You may see this no lifer naming his partyhat near w44, in edgeville.

"I want to go to the mage bank to unleash some insane dagger specs."

"Pmg, I just hit a 30/30 dagger spec."

"Wow, look at my party hat its name is mini BillyConley."

BillyConley by Weird Hobo and Redrathi2 November 10, 2008