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Billy Bob Thorton 

Billy Bob Thorton is an actor that had a small role in one good movie (Armagedon) and roles in a alot of crapy movies (love actually, bad santa). His most notable feat in his life was being married to actress Angelina Jolie who is a really hot freak show. He's also a dirty ebenezer.
I have a Billy Bob Thorton part in the movie. I also like squizing balls.
Billy Bob Thorton by alindsay October 15, 2007
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Billy Bob Thornton

A burned-out hack of a two-bit actor who smokes both weed and the pole constantly while espousing irrelevant answers during interviews about how small his wang is.
Man, I saw Billy Bob Thornton on that interview last night, and once again, he proceeded to Billy Bob Thornton all over the stage with lots of Billy Bob Thornton answers. What a douche

"I have no penis!" - Bily sic Bob Thornton

"If you wouldn't say it to Tom Petty, you shouldn't say it to me, BILLY BOB THORNTIN sic." - Billy Boob sic Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton style

Jerking off, where if you start to bleed, you must continue jerking vigorously.
"If you're wrong, then you're going to have to jerk off Billy Bob Thornton style."
"Oh no."

Belly bob thorton 

When you get a belly razberry and then shit yourself. Then the porson who gave the razberry pukes on you because your laughing too hard.
Belly bob thorton ruined sex last night.