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Pocket Billards

The art of playing with ones testicles
He had his hand down his pants, playing a game of pocket billards.
Pocket Billards by Edna85 March 30, 2009

pocket billards

One mans way of thinking with his testicles.
Hands placed in pockets playing with his testicles.
im gonna have to pocket billards this one (think it through)
pocket billards by MichaelQLD February 17, 2008

pocket billiards 

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets
"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied
pocket billiards by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

jewish billiards 

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
jewish billiards by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009
Billiards is a game played on a table with no pockets. In korea, the tables are often 4 feet long and the game is played with 4 balls. Across Europe the standard table is 5x10 and is played with 3 balls. Various games can be played on these tables and all are point games. a point is usually scored by making your cue ball bounce off one ball and then contacting another ball on the table. there may restrictions about which ball needs to be hit, or how many rails must alos be hit, or the oder in which any of these happen. The most common game played today is called 3-Cushion billiards. to score a point in 3 cushion you must make your cue ball contact the other two balls on the table. However, before the cue ball comes in contact with the second of the two balls, it must hit (in any order), the other ball and at *least* three rails. it is a very hard game, as such American's have little patients for it. it is played through out Europe, Scandinavia, and Asia. it should also be noted that "pool" is not "billiards", however people often misuse the term 'billiards" to mean "pool".
I learned to play billiards when I was 10 years old, but still can't make more than 3 points in a row.
billiards by chr|s sedition June 7, 2005
n. - testes, balls, often in conjuction with pain
Dude! You just got tagged in the billiards!
billiards by ahouse June 3, 2005
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