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Nigabytes 

The amount of information that a bootleg DVD can hold.
"Hey man nigabytes does this DVD hold?"
Nigabytes by Kmoneymoney September 22, 2006

Mega-Gigabytes 

An absurdly large amount of hard drive space.

Popularized by a Toshiba commercial featuring T-Pain in which T-Pain dispenses his questionable technical advice while flailing a sub sandwich around.
It's all about the mega-gigabytes, SON!!!
Mega-Gigabytes by ninjaweasel December 24, 2010

gigabytes of bullshit 

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.
HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?
gigabytes of bullshit by YAWA July 30, 2018

bugabites 

I can stand all the bugabites out here

jigabytes 

n. a non-specific amount of gigabytes, lots of gigabytes
"Has this PC got lots of storage?" "Oh yes - jigabytes of it!"
jigabytes by Prince Quince March 24, 2009

chuggin gigabytes 

The act of mastering everything in the Internet. People who have chugged enough gigabytes tend to get flirted with by smokin' hot womanfolk.
Everyone that has chugged gigabytes successfully are either champin', hunkin', but usually both simultaneously.
"When you're the guy who's the kind of guy that loves to be inside the Web, and doesn't take crap from anything unless it's the splash of a cyberwave, then you're chuggin gigabytes."

"Too much chuggin' for one champin' player! Require more giga RAM!"
chuggin gigabytes by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013