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jigabytes 

n. a non-specific amount of gigabytes, lots of gigabytes
"Has this PC got lots of storage?" "Oh yes - jigabytes of it!"
jigabytes by Prince Quince March 24, 2009
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Nigabytes 

The amount of information that a bootleg DVD can hold.
"Hey man nigabytes does this DVD hold?"
Nigabytes by Kmoneymoney September 22, 2006

Mega-Gigabytes 

An absurdly large amount of hard drive space.

Popularized by a Toshiba commercial featuring T-Pain in which T-Pain dispenses his questionable technical advice while flailing a sub sandwich around.
It's all about the mega-gigabytes, SON!!!
Mega-Gigabytes by ninjaweasel December 24, 2010

gigabytes of bullshit 

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.
HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?
gigabytes of bullshit by YAWA July 30, 2018

Jiggabyte 

A unit of measure. A technical term similar gigabyte, but much much larger.
So large in fact that no-one can comprehend its actual value.
Hey Richard, my computer has more Jiggabytes thans yours.
Jiggabyte by dodgypete February 26, 2005

Jigabyte 

Jigabyte... when u ask a italian how much space he has on his pc.
on ventrilo american: yo dude how big is that aion game?
on ventrilo italian: its 6 Jigabytes only...
Jigabyte by Toxicstorm February 6, 2010

Jiggabyte 

Over 9000 gigabytes, it surpasses the amount of gigabytes or terabytes that is possible in the world, you can't destroy it.
my computer has 3 jiggabytes of memory, I WIN, because it's over 9000. :D
Jiggabyte by Jiggerrrr December 9, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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