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big weenie

A person who can't shut up unless if you stick in a big weenie up their mouth
person 1: Big Weenie
Big Weenie: Booooooy oh 😳 boyy, Nothin' 🙅 beats 💓 a hot 😅 and steamy 🌫 dog 🐶🐕 weenie 🍆.

A little 👌 stadium 🏢 mustard 🌭 oughta a jazz 🎷 up ☝ this fo
big weenie by abxttoir March 9, 2022
Words you can keep

Landienie with the big weenie

He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.
Landon u r Landienie with the big weenie *moans

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
big green weenie by DvaPac December 24, 2007

big green weenie

When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.
Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.

JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
big green weenie by salty pirate January 23, 2007

Big Green Weenie

Being completely screwed over, taking all sorts of crap, and being made to do rediculous shit.
SSgt: Formation 0430 and you're working this weekend.

Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.
Big Green Weenie by CST069 October 28, 2009

big blue weenie 

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it
PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally
big blue weenie by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

Big Mexican Weenie 

abbreviated as (BMW) Man who is hispanic. Usually very hard, long, and thick. Very great for doggy style sex, etc.
I know she just wants me for my "BMW". or I like that mexican guy over there because i know he has that "Big Mexican Weenie."
Big Mexican Weenie by slowpain April 1, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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